Thankfully, I don't have a boss asking me to go spend two days transcribing bland quotes in ballrooms at a hotel in Dallas this week for Big 12 media days. If I did, however, I'd make sure to get these questions in:
Art Briles, Baylor:
Can you answer a question without using any sort of folksy Texas-ism?
Paul Rhoads, Iowa State:
Do you have any fun nicknames for Mark Mangino yet?
Charlie Weis, Kansas:
Do you miss Colorado?
Bill Snyder, Kansas State:
Bob Stoops, Oklahoma:
How will you keep up with the SEC?
Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State:
Do you intend to lose to Florida State by fewer than 18.5 points? (Asking for a friend.)
Charlie Strong, Texas:
Who are you and what have you done with Nick Saban?
Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech:
Would it be okay if I asked you about football?
Gary Patterson, TCU:
Has Laura Davies asked for her look back yet?
Dana Holgorsen, West Virginia:
Whose offensive coordinator will you be next year?